Thursday, April 19, 2012

The weird people that sit next to me at the library

I know I need to be writing my paper write now, but this is way too important to not talk about. The last two nights I've been in the library studying and writing my paper, and the last two nights I've managed to sit near some really weird people. Last night, the guy at the table over from me was the loudest mouth breather EVER. I swear, it was like he trying to exhale as loudly as he possibly could. It sounded like he was really frustrated with something, you know like when you're thinking about something and you kind of hold your breath, then let it out and it's pretty loud. Yeah, he was doing that, but in an extra obnoxious way because somehow he managed to make noise while he was inhaling as well. Who does that?? Anyway I kept looking at him hoping that he would get the hint and stop doing it, but no. And he caught me looking once and then wouldn't stop looking at me while he was exhaling. Long story short, I moved immediately.
And tonight, I have the class act who broke out a tin of chewing tobacco at the table next to me. He brought a fresh spot cup and everything. And he's washing that down with some rockstar. What a refined gentleman. Seriously though, who still thinks chewing tobacco is cool...? I google imaged "side effects of chewing tobacco". DO NOT DO THIS. Unless you like looking at gross things, just know that there are things that cannot be unseen. Chewing tobacco has got to be one of the grossest things anyone could do. Ugh.
Why me?
Leah

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