Holy Batman, Batman

I finally saw "The Dark Knight Rises" last night. I don't consider myself a film expert or whatever, but wow that's a good movie. Just...wow.
Side note: who eats hotdogs in a movie theater? Honestly.
Anyway I really wish that Christopher Nolan would make 39 more Batman movies. I would definitely watch them, who wouldn't? Anyway, I've also decided that if this whole college thing doesn't work out, I'll just become Catwoman. That would be a cool job. You know, besides the whole constantly running from the police and whatnot. But come on, you get to steal from greedy people, wear a cool outfit, and hang out/fight crime with Batman. And for the record, I would never sell out Batman to Bane, Christian Bale is too pretty to be treated like that. Shame on you, Catwoman. Oh, and double shame on Miranda Tate. She has got some serious Daddy issues. She could have lived happily ever after with Bruce Wayne, but nnooo should just HAD to destroy Gotham instead. It has got to be a lot of work to hold a grudge for that long.
I get that Wayne Manor is super old and fancy and whatnot, but seriously Bruce, would a nice throw pillow or couch you could actually sit on kill you? Put a little life in that place, it's a house, it's not a mausoleum. I think Bruce Wayne would be a lot happier if he got a dog. Everyone knows that dogs make people happy, and if anyone needs a little happiness in their life, it's Bruce Wayne.
Jonathan. Gordan. Levitt. That is all. Except that if he's Robin, doesn't he need Batman?
If I was Alfred, I would be so pissed at Bruce. And come one Bruce, be nicer to Alfred! He raised you!  How could he not tell Alfred that he fixed the auto-pilot? That's just mean. And wouldn't he at least want to talk to Bruce in Florence? Not even to ask him how he's doing? That just seems a little unrealistic to me. I was going to be so mad if Batman/Bruce Wayne died. That would have been....so awful.

All in all though, "The Dark Knight Rises" is a great movie. If you haven't seen it, go see it. Although I pretty much just ruined it...oops.

So here's to Bruce Wayne(and Christian Bale), making all other men look like fat, lazy, dishonorable slobs since 2005. And to all the girls that immediately dumped their awful boyfriends after seeing Batman.

Leah

P.S- nice to see you again, Russia. How are things going with Vladdy?